Vauxhall introduces the Combo Joan Collins...SE

There comes a time in every vehicle's life when it just gets past caring, wandering out the show rooms dressed in god knows what, with little concern about its reputation, as it cruises down the road, oblivious to the back-handed comments.

It's never a pretty site, a bit like your single aunty getting a facelift and boob job at 50+.

So Vauxhall's latest Combo (originally introduced in 1864), the SE, complete with sports seats and Maxx styling pack – 15” alloy wheels, body coloured front and rear quarter bumpers and body coloured door mirrors – should possibly be called ‘The Joan Collins’ edition